HI, I´M LASSE. PLEASE LET ME BORE YOU.

Let's face it: We're not getting any younger, and you hopefully have better things to do than reading about how awesome I am - so: bulletpoints. Grab a cup of strong coffee. It'll be over shortly.

• Denmark. You know; the capital of Sweden.

• Born the same year the Aston Martin DBS was introduced - back when Roger Moore was king. (He still is)

• 30+ years in advertising. Didn't even get a gold watch. Got a tie. A TIE??

• Clients you have heard of and that impress you:
Porsche North America, Lamborghini S.p.A., Porsche Club of America, Porsche Club of America Los Angeles, Eagle E-types, Ready Motorsports, Concours of Elegance, Tedson Motors, Tom Kristensen (9-time Le Mans winner)

• Also worked for a a bunch of great guys and gals with good taste and very nice cars

• I am married to a very patient woman, and my dog is ridiculously deaf and old.
Doesn't really matter - it never obeyed me before. The dog, not the wife. She doesn't obey me either. I need to have a talk with her.

• Special powers: An unyielding unwillingness to be polite to parking attendants and people driving slowly in the fast lane.

After reading this you find me intriguing, worldly and brilliant.

Thank you.