Let's face it: We're not getting any younger, and you hopefully have better things to do than reading about how awesome I am - so: bulletpoints. Grab a cup of strong coffee. It'll be over shortly.
• Denmark. You know; the capital of Sweden.
• Born the same year the Aston Martin DBS was introduced - back when Roger Moore was king. (He still is)
• 30+ years in advertising. Didn't even get a gold watch. Got a tie. A TIE??
• Clients you have heard of and that impress you:
Porsche North America, Lamborghini S.p.A., Porsche Club of America, Porsche Club of America Los Angeles, Eagle E-types, Ready Motorsports, Concours of Elegance, Tedson Motors, Tom Kristensen (9-time Le Mans winner)
• Also worked for a a bunch of great guys and gals with good taste and very nice cars
• I am married to a very patient woman, and my dog is ridiculously deaf and old.
Doesn't really matter - it never obeyed me before. The dog, not the wife. She doesn't obey me either. I need to have a talk with her.
• Special powers: An unyielding unwillingness to be polite to parking attendants and people driving slowly in the fast lane.
After reading this you find me intriguing, worldly and brilliant.
Thank you.