HI, I´M LASSE. PLEASE LET ME BORE YOU.

Let´s face it: We´re not getting any younger, and you hopefully have better things to do than reading about how awesome I am - so: bulletpoints. Grab a cup of strong coffee. It´ll be over shortly.

• Denmark. You know; the capital of Sweden.

• Born the same year the Aston Martin DBS was introduced. Yes, it was back when Roger Moore was The Man.

• 30+ years in advertising. Didn´t even get a gold watch. Got a tie. A TIE??

• Clients you have heard of and that impress you: Audi Sport (Quattro), Ferrari DK, Tom Kristensen (compulsive Le Mans winner)

• Also worked for a a bunch of great guys with good taste and very nice cars

• I am married to a very patient woman, and my dog is ridiculously deaf and old.
Doesn't really matter - it never obeyed me before. The dog, not the wife. She doesn´t obey me either. I need to have a talk with her.

• Special powers: An unyielding unwillingness to be polite to parking attendants and people driving slowly in the fast lane.

After reading this you find me intriguing, worldly and brilliant.
Thank you.